I hope someone other than me realized that John and Dave have never met in person before, except for the time that they can’t even remember.
So the very first thing John ever heard dave do in person was laugh.
I fucking love this update.
and the first thing John ever saw Dave do in person was cry over his four years old selfies
June 2013
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
you guys remember that cute skater guy that confessed to playing cello in high school musical?
he’s now a convict for armed robbery :-)
OMFG
shoulda stuck to the status quo




