kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

evanslily:

BRYAN FULLER JUST CASUALLY DROPPING PUSHING DAISIES REVIVAL UPDATES LIKE WHAT

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

crystallinekid:

oh no

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

Nathan Stewart-Jarrett for Topman

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

ladyhistory:

snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

redphilistine:

redphilistine:

FYI Israel has resumed bombing Gaza and has already injured 2 children.

The total Palestinian casualties caused by Israel today were 3 dead — including a 3 year old girl — and 40 injured. Many of these casualties were from the al-Dalou family, whose home in the Sheikh Radwan area was targeted in an airstrike. In Israel’s previous massacre in Gaza in November 2012, Israel killed 12 members of this same family in another airstrike.