princessdweeb:

danny devito and i are the same height im so happy

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

miss-mafia:

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect…

this show has become startlingly heterosexual very quickly

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

daaangsteezy:

OMFG IM SCREAMING THIS IS LITERALLY ME OMG IM KICKING MY WALL I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT

twirixie:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

😍🐰🐇😓👺

🌍🐇☺😘😚

dirtydannybrownconfessions:

gonjafreecs:

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

dutchster:

when people are having a conversation on your post

image

jizzfrosti:

Shit boi, toilets backed up

jizzfrosti:

Shit boi, toilets backed up

basedmanga:

baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”

naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?

bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”

*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*

naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???

bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”

♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬

fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

that’s it. it’s a fact. congrats all taureans like myself.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

that’s it. it’s a fact. congrats all taureans like myself.