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can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

i dont understand this
the corn is lending her its ear
liA IM GOIGN TFOFUCK GIN HRUT YO U
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Take Photoshop away from me, please.
He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.
THAT FINAL SMASH WAS SO RAW
I ACTUALLY *RECOVERED* DAMAGE PERCENTAGE FROM IT
now i have to reblog it again
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
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HOLY SHIT I HAVE OVER 1620 FOLLOWERS! Never thought I’d get this far. Just January I got to 1,000. Wow, you guys are fucking awesome, seriously; so here’s my second give away! Now due to low funds, it isn’t huge like most, but fuck it, let’s do it anyway. So here’s what the winner ( or winners ) can choose /get:
- ANY PAIR(s) OF SOCKS/TIGHTS FROM SOCKDREAMS
- ONE PAIR(s) OF CONTACTS FROM PINKYPARADISE
- ONE ( or two ) WIGS
- ONE OR TWO PAIRS OF EYELASHES ( price permitting )
NOT SHOWN: 20$ WORTH OF BEN NYE MAKEUP OF YOUR CHOICE!
We all fucking love makeup, especially homestuck cosplayers! Aww yiss, free makeup. So here are my rules, they’re so simple.
CONTEST ENDS: June 20th 2013 MIDNIGHT EST
RULES, YO:
- YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE US / CANADA / PUERTO RICO
( but if your country’s shipping is low, let me know! )
- REBLOG AS MANY TIMES BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE PLEASE, TAG THIS AS ‘GIVEAWAY’ DO NOT PISS YOUR FOLLOWERS OFF, IT ISN’T WORTH SPAMMING THEIR DASHBOARDS.
- ONE LIKE ONLY COUNTS, So hey, like once, reblog whenever you want.
- DO NOT, PLEASE, DO NOT, MESSAGE ME ASKING: omfg plz pick me! pleaseee
No, I will not pick you because you begged me. RANDOM GENERATOR PICKS, NOT I.
- You do NOT have to follow me, but hey, it’d be awesome if you were a follower.
- KEEP YOUR ASK BOX OPEN, no ask box , no prize.
- You don’t have to be part of the homestuck fandom, nor do you have to know who i am.
- NO SIDE BLOGS, i aint gonna play that.
Uh, that’s about it. I’m probably going to regret posting this give away. Haha!