idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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flatluigi:

talkingtotheanimals:

talkingtotheanimals:

now in glorious 1080p

i don’t reblog posts from myself ever except this one

it’s me

mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

eggs-benedicks:

uchihabanera:

x

watch this it’s for your own good

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

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#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged
pinkpanthress:

macpye:

nyoom

vrooom

pinkpanthress:

macpye:

nyoom

vrooom

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD