danny devito and i are the same height im so happy
THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
this show has become startlingly heterosexual very quickly
OMFG IM SCREAMING THIS IS LITERALLY ME OMG IM KICKING MY WALL I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT
when people are having a conversation on your post
Shit boi, toilets backed up
baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”
naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?
bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”
*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*
naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???
bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”
♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???